·We have discovered many wonderful, innovative and informative places out here on the wild, wild web. The best search engines. (and what the heck is a search engine - - didn't I see that on "Rescue 911?" Don't worry there will be many mini tutorials mixed in with the fun.) And a host of other information you can actually use!!!!

·We have also amassed some of the best freeware and shareware on the web, and we are going to be offering it to you soon. (Freeware is FREE!!! and shareware is either free for a limited time, or has some of its functions disabled until you fess up some loot.)

·We are also going to have a VERY large, commercial free, Tips and Tricks Zone; and the 24x7 Magic Info Page, where news, sports, weather, and the latest web and techlnological advances are all brought to you free of charge.

·As you will see, much of this (oh, no, not that dreaded under construction warning) is still under construction rather lovingly being updated.

·You can find out more about our policies and practices by

clicking on the document embedded in stone to the left, it will bring you to the dreaded POLICY PAGE Dum, dah, dum, dum, DAH!!!

·Suffice it to say, for now, that we are not responsible for burnt toast, cold coffee, woken spouses, or your calling your mother in Schenectity at three AM because you find this site so interesting. And we're not giving you our cookies.

Happy surfing, don't let the sun catch you 'cryin and, to paraphrase Mrs. Robinson, scroll around the grounds until you feel at home.

Why are people who make things called, "WebMASTERS?" Yikes, sounds a little domineering to me. I am your WEBMASTER, bow before me. Soooooo,  I will just say BFN and enjoy.
- Johnny

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